That Kind of Movie
It's the kind of movie where at the end, you find it's a woman who's murdered all the women
and faked their rapes by hiring prostitutes to sleep with the man she wants to frame
and removes his semen from the prostitutes and places it in the murdered women,
all because the man she loves tells her it's a good idea.
It's the kind of movie where a really good actor is telegraphing "I am doing this for the money"
so as not to be typecast in action roles for the rest of his career.
It's the kind of movie where women fall in love with men who are not very interesting or kind,
but who are in the movie script and available, and the women who fall in love never ask
why the men they love are doing what they are doing and never seem to consider that
what they are doing might be a bad idea.
It's the kind of movie where I can tell that the man I am sitting next to is counting up
the number of plot holes and making lists of questions that the screenwriter ought to have
at least addressed instead of having point-of-view inconsistencies, dei ex machinae, and
extraordinary coincidences coast over the major plot problems.
It's a documentary.
It's the kind of movie that years ago you'd have cried at, before you realized that the writer
doesn't have any idea what people who work all day for a living actually do for their livings, that
most don't have long heartfelt conversations with people with any frequency, and that most
would rather give up than take the huge risks demanded of them in the movie.
It's the kind of movie where everyone has easy access to guns and would rather use them
than think.
It's the kind of movie that makes you come out of the movie blinking because it's staying
light outside later and later, and both the theater and the film's theme were very dark,
and you wonder what your brother's doing down there in Texas, apropos of nothing in the movie,
and you call him on your cell phone & leave a message for him that makes no sense
except that he knows you thought of him.